I Know What You Did Last Summer...

While Curly and Spurrier were busy not coming to Rhode Island this summer, The Fork and I had a blast with Sartinsky. He was quite the hypocrite when it came to me and The Fork having a little drink ... apparently it's ok for him to drink ... just take a look at this incriminating photo!

You're gonna love this!

While watching T.V. the other day, my roomate, Jose Reyes (Yes, he plays for the Mets), exclaimed "Hey, I know that guy!" in reference to a recent Matthew Lesko commercial. I immediately was skeptical, but apparently Matt Lesko does in fact live down the street from my beloved roomate. He told me he even sees his kids driving crazy cars covered in question marks around. Absolutely amazing. I'm waiting for him to take some pictures. I'll keep you all posted.

Where Have I Gone?

Well I know it's been awhile since I've put anything up on this blog, so here is my amazing comeback post! What is going on with the Fork? I don't understand his blog. Chris, good job with your blog, I read alot of it today, well not alot, but a few things. I don't really have any good ideas anymore... and I still haven't gotten that job that I applied for. God, am I doomed to recede into complete failure?

What I Don't Understand...

What I don't understand is how the American public and media harassed Clinton for so long over whether or not he smoked marijuana at some point in his life. Now here we are with a president who we know did cocaine, at various times throughout his life, and it fails to ever be brought up anymore...

I'm pretty certain that Bush has done cocaine more times in his life than he has held official press conferences in the past four years of his "presidency". I think he's only held about 13 solo press conferences to date, whereas his father held around 60 by this time, and Clinton held about 30. After 9/11, George W. Bush initially refused to answer any questions the general public or the media might have had. Bush isn't all bad though, eventually he agreed to answer questions about 9/11, but only for an hour... not under oath... and with Cheney at his side.

Here is a rather poignent and funny clip that the Daily Show did a few weeks ago. I suggest you check it out! It takes a little while to load and you need Quicktime. Trust me, it's worth the wait.

Just Wanted To Say

I just wanted to say that Curly Enterprises is getting totally whomped by the competition, and he needs to step it up quite a bit.

*** UPDATE *** For all those interested, the Super Fun Essay Contest is really starting to heat up!!! Check out the first submission.

Fun Essay Contest!

Well, actually, it's not so much an essay contest as it is writing me a reference so I can get an internship at the Information Technology Department here at Salisbury University. Post your references, or e-mail them to me at dr11948@students.salisbury.edu. I'll choose the best reference, then ACTUALLY USE IT to help me get my job. So get those fingers typing! Here's all the subsequent info:

Information Technology Interns (3)

The department of Information Technology (IT) at Salisbury University (SU) is seeking individuals to assume the duties of IT interns with primary responsibility in the area of personal computer support. The duties of the position include: configuring new personal computers; installing/re-installing both standalone and network software; and troubleshooting and resolving hardware and software problems. This position requires the ability to lift 50 pounds. Interns are required to work approximately ten hours a week during semesters with the potential of working twenty-four to thirty-two hours a week during the winter and summer breaks.

The successful candidates will demonstrate excellent communication skills, both written and oral; have the capability to diagnose and troubleshoot software and hardware related issues; be able to work independently and in small groups; understand PC systems and various operating systems; and show knowledge of the Microsoft Office suite, Internet Explorer, and GroupWise e-mail system. Experience with the Novell Network operating system software is a plus.

The position requires a full time SU student who has a minimum of two years left at this institution. Successful candidates must have a minimum of a 3.00 GPA. Candidates must provide three references and resume at the time of application.

The current hourly rate is $8.50. The successful candidates will start immediately upon award of the position; selection of the successful candidates will be based on the candidate’s resume and initial job interview. Please send resumes and three references to the attention of: Bill Pennewell, Associate Director, Information Technology, FH-298.

For The Record...

There is such a thing as an underground quarry... you were right Sartinsky... I hate you.

"I Want To Be A Pegnant Man"

A big thanks goes out to Lance Powell for informing me about this little internet bombshell.
Here's what you MUST DO.
1) Go to www.NECU.org - Check out the picture of the guy all the way to the right.
2) Go to www.malepregnancy.com - Check out the picture of the guy all the way to the right.
3) Laugh like crazy.

I don't know why. I don't know how. But somehow this guy's picture ended up on two unrelated sites. Apparently, this guy wants to be a pregnant man in addition to having a good credit union... Don't we all?

My Roomate

Here is a picture of my roomate, Jose Reyes. What a great guy!

Alright, Here it Goes!

I'm just making a quick post to get this site off the ground. I just want to make it clear that I'm not doing this to emulate Shrimp Products so much as I just want to be able to post there. All things aside, I will still be posting stuff up here at least once a week; hopefully something good comes out of all this!