Where Have I Gone?

Well I know it's been awhile since I've put anything up on this blog, so here is my amazing comeback post! What is going on with the Fork? I don't understand his blog. Chris, good job with your blog, I read alot of it today, well not alot, but a few things. I don't really have any good ideas anymore... and I still haven't gotten that job that I applied for. God, am I doomed to recede into complete failure?