I Know What You Did Last Summer...

While Curly and Spurrier were busy not coming to Rhode Island this summer, The Fork and I had a blast with Sartinsky. He was quite the hypocrite when it came to me and The Fork having a little drink ... apparently it's ok for him to drink ... just take a look at this incriminating photo!

You're gonna love this!

While watching T.V. the other day, my roomate, Jose Reyes (Yes, he plays for the Mets), exclaimed "Hey, I know that guy!" in reference to a recent Matthew Lesko commercial. I immediately was skeptical, but apparently Matt Lesko does in fact live down the street from my beloved roomate. He told me he even sees his kids driving crazy cars covered in question marks around. Absolutely amazing. I'm waiting for him to take some pictures. I'll keep you all posted.

Where Have I Gone?

Well I know it's been awhile since I've put anything up on this blog, so here is my amazing comeback post! What is going on with the Fork? I don't understand his blog. Chris, good job with your blog, I read alot of it today, well not alot, but a few things. I don't really have any good ideas anymore... and I still haven't gotten that job that I applied for. God, am I doomed to recede into complete failure?